Thursday, March 13, 2008

strategy

I'm changing my middle name to HUSSEIN (yes, it must be in all CAPS) until the presidential election is over. No offense to my given middle name, but I think HUSSEIN serves a better purpose for now.

Think about it. If everyone that supports Obama changed their middle name to his -- it could effectively diffuse the oddity of it and nullify the Republican attacks. Really, if millions of people all have the middle name HUSSEIN, then it can't be that bad - or foreign - or scary.

Switch yours out and see if it works for you. Ooh, mine even rhymes.

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