Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Is it just me, or...

...does the Bush/Cheney dynamic summon images of the late 90's Emmy-winning cartoon "Pinky and the Brain"? Two genetically enhanced lab mice: one insane with a thick accent, and one a bald evil genius. Narf!
Pinky: Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky -- try to take over the world.

...does the current Blackwater scandal seem eerily like something "Treadstone" from Robert Ludlum's Bourne series would do (but not get caught)?

...do you find it interesting that Theodore Sorensen, former Senior Advisor to JFK, is now travelling with Barack Obama on the campaign trail?

...do they always print pictures of Nancy Pelosi that make her look psychotic and deranged? Poor thing. People already think she's nuts.

...is Cheney really Beelzebub?

...does the fact that DraftGore.com says that is has 136,000 signatures on its petition to have Al run for Pres make you all tingly inside? (Sorry Barack. I love you, but you may get kicked to the curb if the Big Man runs. Call me fickle!)

...are the Dems really just a bunch of liberal sissies? I mean really -- grow some balls, get our troops home and impeach the assholes already!!

...is Bush's new appointee for Family Planning the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? Susan Orr, whose rationale for discouraging birth control funding is that "fertility is not a disease", comes from the conservative Family Research Council and teaches at Pat Robertson's Regent University.

...does Ann Coulter need to go away?

..is the main stream media choosing our candidates for us? The political "reporting" of late is nothing more than the creation of a he said/she said, mudslinging horserace to get ratings. Pathetic. (And I'm especially disenchanted by the farce of a debate that CNN hosted last week. Wolf, you are an idiot!)

...does Hillary take a poll to see what she eats for breakfast? (Note to our former First Lady: That does NOT count as experience in the White House and you may want to contact a new make up artist because you look like you've been consulting with Mary Matalin or a bad drag queen lately.)

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